The Grump is a monstrous beast. The Grump is quite tallish, curly blonde hair and blue eyes. If you get too close to The Grump while she’s on a rampage you my never live again. To deal with The Grump: First agree with her fully until she wants you to shout back. This will work until she gets into what we call “The Grumpness” which is where if you agree she’s angry and if you don’t she will still be angry. You will not win!

If you come across The Grump while she is: Hungry, Thirsty, Tired and not getting her phone upgrade try to run while you still have a head because if she gets her hands on you she will bite your head off. We don’t know anyone who successfully lived through an attack. They have all either been scarred for life or just scarred…

BEWARE

OF

THE GRUMP