Geek Rock

Wow this place is… interesting. There are signs of girls with barely any clothes everywhere. Wait that’s wrong. There are girls with barely any clothes on everywhere. Honestly. I AM TOO INNOCENT FOR VEGAS!! (Doesn’t that sound weird for the ‘That’s What She Said’ Queen). It was our chill city*. We didn’t do anything. Because there wasn’t much for me to do. We went on mom’s new favourite Virgin America which is so over-priced. Seriously to watch a movie you had to pay $8. So we watched T.V. which was free so I watched iCarly and Sponge Bob Square Pants. I © Sponge Bob.. (Don’t. Judge. Me!)

Dad: Jessica has all flight info. Also saw a sign you might like.

Don’t Like My I.Q.? Well Fuh Q!

L.o.l

Okay so we get out of the airplane and it was 108*F outside. Which is like 44*C. Which is a little hot. Thank goodness for 100+ Sun Care Sun Screen. Even if it does look like urine. It didn’t ever get colder. And it was 108*F at 6 in the evening. WTF?!?! (What the Flip). Jessica and I got one bed to share. We said Stuff That! And we ordered another bed for me. How come I get the stupid bed? Anyway we had a connecting room with Mom and Wouter. They had such a beautiful room. It was really and honestly beautiful. They had hot tub bath. Seriously it blew bubbles. And it could fit 3 people in it. But it was still a bath. So Jessica started running a bath. We ordered pizza and mom and Wouter left. Who knows where. I know they were going to a pin ball museum but anywhere else I just don’t want to know. Well you know everything was going well. We were watching some T.V. and then DUMN DUMN DUUUUMN. Jessica goes and checks on her bath. All I hear is “TAMSYN!!!!” in a high pitch screech! Fearing the worst I arm myself with a piece of pizza and swaggered over to moms bathroom. Only to be greeted by wet and soggy carpet ad Jessica with a shocked expression. Now I bet you’re thinking ‘The bath over flowed’. Well it didn’t the bath was barely half way full. We located the toilet over flowing from the bowl. Say it with me now ’EEEEEEWWW!!!”. So there’s Jessica and I in our P.J.’s standing in ankle deep loo water. I got all the towels and Jessica blocked the toilet door with towels and I put some left over towels down on the soggy carpet. We decided that we couldn’t do anything more by our selves. We got to the phones and tried to work them. I started with the stupid room service that only is available from 6:00 to 14:00. Which is pretty stupid! So that didn’t work though we found the number to the mane office no 227. They said they’d get a man up as soon as possible. Then we tried to call mom. That was a fail. So we waited found out that Glee was playing. YAY! Although what seemed like the most anxious hour of my life he arrived. And what made it so anxious was that mom said just before she left. Quote “I don’t want to see any water on the floor when I come back!”

Me: “We won’t. Why would we?”

Mom: “I know what you 2 are like in the bath.”

Me :”Uh… we don’t bath together!”

Mom :”just don’t do it! That was annoyingly ironic. Anyway. This dude was such a plumber it wasn’t funny! So the first words out of his mouth when he saw the mess was Quote “Oh shit”. he got in there and did his business with the littlest amount of butt crack that a plumber could show. He then called us over in this cross father way and we slinked our way there. He then told us that the small little handle thing behind the toilet is ut there because of situations like this and that if we’d turned it nothing would have happened. Mean while his obviously new shoes were ruined and we were in trouble. We felt bad and I got the lovely job of offering pizza. Why does Jessica have to be so shy? He declined and he asked about where we were from. So I explained and he called a dude over his walkie talkie and he left. A few minuets later a man with a giant sucky thingy was there and started with his business. That was when the perfectly timed mom and Wouter decided to arrive. Jessica and I jumped up and in a flash were blocking the door to explain. Mom was proud. Confused? Me too. She was like “I can’t believe you handled it so well! And it isn’t even your fault. I have a lot more trust.” WHAT!?!? They left to have some more fun along the Strip. So we watched Glee. The guy left and we had a peaceful sleep.